I have a short and not particularly distinguished history of virtual Amazing Races on Sucks. They include such awesome teams as...

Claire & Damien:
These two likely met during some sort of protest to save something and quickly began dating. While they maintain a tumultous relationship onscreen, Damien swears the couple are actually do love each other and their engagement/forthcoming child are not the result of some freak accident

Raymond & Betty:
Swingers all their lives, Raymond and Betty managed to keep the spice alive in their marriage for over 30 years, and claimed they felt rejuvinated by their experience on The Amazing Race. Unfortunately the law of physics caught up to them and Betty passed away soon after her race. Raymond has married twice since then

Francis & Mary-Beth:
Abandoned at a convent as babies, these two grew up under the strict rule of a dimwitted minister and an evil nun and never felt quite right as women of the church. While still maintaing Christianity's core beliefs they felt they needed to leave the buttoned-down life and chose The Amazing Race as a method of escape. Their exciting and tragic tale on the race is far too long to tell here and is chronicled in Yzysg's TAR thread.

May & Max:
Notable as two of the world's least favourite supporting characters, May and Max were for a long time the butt of many a Pokemon fan's joke due to the duo replacing long-time character Misty as major characters on the show. These two decided to race in a vain attempt to regain some popularity

Cancelled teams

Bradley & Zeke:
Set to race in Avant Tai's season 3, these two were pulled out at the last minute due to a harrasment issue in the presence of female member of production. Whether the female member of production was apart of the harrasment is still unknown

Richard & Cassie:
Were set to race in the cancelled series of Avant Tai's season 5, these two maintained a platonic relationship as solicitors at the same law-firm. Cassie claims that Richard's 'tough-love' methods really helped treat her fear of the outside world

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